Hallmark Card Rejects
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Greeting Cards Unsuccessfully Marketed By Hallmark
Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! `Cause when I got one... I got real snippy.
I heard you had herpes...and I feel terrible...I`d say Get well soon...but I know it`s incurable.
My tire was thumping....I thought it was flat....when I looked at the tire....I found your cat... Sorry!
You had your bladder removed and you`re on the mends.... here`s a bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends.
You`ve announced that you`re gay, and won`t that be a laugh, when they find out you`re one... of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
So your daughter`s a hooker, and it spoiled your day... look at the bright side, she`s a really good lay.
Heard your wife left you... How upset you must be...Don`t fret about your wife though... She`s moving in with me.
Your computer is dead... and it was so alive... you shouldn`t have installed...Win`95.
You totalled your car... and can`t remember why... maybe it was... that case of Bud Dry.
So you lost your job... It`s one of those
hardships in life... Next time, work harder... and stay away from the boss`s wife.
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